Did Abraham Lincoln
Sleep There?

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ALMOST CERTAINLY

! NOT !

! BUT NOW !
! FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
YOU TOO CAN LEARN

WHO took an authentic Lincoln cabin apart log by log, shipped it to Chicago, and threw it away!

WHAT night-time ceremonies the Lincoln Memorial was designed for — and why you've never seen them!

WHEN almost all of the memorial cabins were actually built!

WHY a syrup can established the historical standard followed in all of the Lincoln log cabins!

HOW the National Park Service bulldozed an entire Lincoln site before sending in the archæologists — who — imagine the surprise — found no trace of any human habitation whatsoever.

! SHOCKING !
! PREPOSTEROUS!
AND ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

"Now all the Story a Bout the first Cabin is fals …"

Dennis Hanks, letter to Wm. Herndon

 

ISBN 0-9653660-6-5

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Johnson’s always informative, always eye-opening, and usually funny.  His footnotes are as much fun as finding that box of chocolates you’d stashed behind the canned peas and forgotten about.

— C. W., Nebraska